One does not simply

Another forum game! The rules are simple: come up with a sentence that starts with ''one does not simply''
An initiative line: One does not simply start a thread!

 

(Except Daedalus.)

 

One does not simply keep their cool when trying B-mountain for the first time.

 

One does not simply beat Mike.

 

One does not simply catch an Art

 

One does not simply quit playing a game

 

One does not simply make white in long jump.

 

One does not simply NOT eat cheesecake.

 

One does not simply eat pierogi in Canada.

 

One does not simply order a cup of coffee and have the next one for free

 

One does not simply roleplay after midnight...

 

One does not simply use alternative facts.

 

One does not simply organize an FFA.

 

One does not simply dodge Blackout's sniper aim in Instagib.

 

One does not simply host a roleplay that doesn't involve me and Art running away from things.

 

One does not simply plug in the USB cable first try.

 

One does not simply unbind ''- Squids -''

 

One does not simply deny me AriZona Tea. (or Peace Tea, or any kind of sweet iced tea, really.)

 

One does not simply switch to Ord Mantell-map without crashing the server